Cyprus Retaliates Against Trump’s EU Tariff Plan by Slapping 300% Tax on American Cheese, Netflix, and Anything Orange

In a bold (and deeply Cypriot) response to Donald Trump’s proposed EU import tariffs, Cyprus has announced its own wildly symbolic countermeasures — including a 300% tax on American cheese, orange-colored objects, and Netflix rom-coms without yiayias. Officials promise further retaliation unless halloumi is internationally respected “as the dairy deity it is.”