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Where Reality Takes a Frappe break

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    An urban Cypriot street scene on a sunny day featuring a hovering police drone equipped with cameras and speakers. A nearby café table has an abandoned frappé, while pedestrians glance up at the drone in confusion or mild fear.
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    After MPs Block Radar Fine List, Cyprus Police Launch Insane New Methods to Collect Fines: Frappe Confiscations, Psychic Door-Knocking, and Drone-Mounted Loudspeakers

    After MPs blocked access to the radar fine list, Cyprus Police launched a wildly unhinged crackdown — including frappé bans for offenders, psychic fine detection, and drone-led public shaming. The new campaign, dubbed “Operation ShameDrive™,” marks a bold new era of enforcement powered by vengeance, caffeine withdrawal, and mild sorcery.

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    A masked man wearing a navy blue tracksuit stands outside a brightly lit kiosk at night, intently scratching a lottery ticket. The kiosk glows with fluorescent lighting, displaying shelves of snacks, drinks, and other goods, while the man appears focused and unaware of his surroundings.
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    Famagusta Kiosk Robbery Foiled After Robber Stops to Scratch Lottery Ticket Mid-Escape

    FAMAGUSTA — What was meant to be a quick and “professional” kiosk robbery in Famagusta quickly spiraled into a chaotic comedy of errors after the masked perpetrator paused mid-getaway to scratch a €2 lottery ticket he had just stolen —…

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