Tala’s Holy Order of Cats Gains Political Power, Declares Monastery a Sovereign “Feline Republic”
In a bold and entirely whisker-driven move, the cats of Tala’s monastery have declared independence, forming the Meow-nastic Republic of Saint Whiskers. With nap laws, fish-based diplomacy, and a purring Parliament, the feline-led microstate is now the most peaceful — and fur-covered — government on the island.
Cyprus Expands Larnaca and Paphos Airports to Handle Surge in Tourists, Stray Cats, and Aunties with Giant Suitcases
As Cyprus prepares to welcome record-breaking tourist crowds (and even more emotional auntie goodbyes), the government unveils its most ambitious airport expansion yet — complete with diagonal runways, koupepia inspection zones, and an entire wing dedicated to shouting farewells.