“Karen of Lakatamia” Declared Public Nuisance After 47th Incident at Mall of Cyprus Involving Candle Complaints and Pretzel Rage
Mall-goers in Nicosia brace for chaos whenever “Karen of Lakatamia” arrives — armed with scented candle complaints, pretzel accusations, and a deep, unshakable belief that the escalator should go the other way. After her 47th incident at the Mall of Cyprus, authorities are considering installing “Karen-Proof Zones” to contain the emotional fallout.
Cyprus Government Unveils Bold New Plan to Tackle Nicosia Traffic: Teleportation Lanes, Goat Carpools, and Ministry of Walking Fast
In a bold attempt to solve Nicosia’s traffic crisis, the Cypriot government has unveiled an outrageous new plan involving teleportation lanes, goat-powered carpools, and a Ministry of Walking Fast. While experts call it “ambitious,” locals are just wondering why a purple lane now leads directly into a bakery.