Limassol Youth Achieves “Peak Idiocy” After Throwing Firecracker into Bus, Declares It “Just a Social Experiment”
A teenager in Limassol decided to launch a firecracker into a packed public bus “as a prank,” triggering national outrage, a bus driver’s heroic response, and the creation of Cyprus’s fictional new Ministry of Explosive Stupidity. Authorities, citizens, and one emotionally scarred frappe are still recovering.
Limassol Real Estate Market Declares Independence, Applies to Join G7
As Limassol’s skyline stretches higher and property prices soar into the stratosphere, the city’s real estate market has boldly proclaimed independence, citing “irreversible detachment from reality” and ambitions to join the G7. Local residents, meanwhile, continue their search for affordable housing — or at least a decently priced balcony.