“Karen of Lakatamia” Declared Public Nuisance After 47th Incident at Mall of Cyprus Involving Candle Complaints and Pretzel Rage

Mall-goers in Nicosia brace for chaos whenever “Karen of Lakatamia” arrives — armed with scented candle complaints, pretzel accusations, and a deep, unshakable belief that the escalator should go the other way. After her 47th incident at the Mall of Cyprus, authorities are considering installing “Karen-Proof Zones” to contain the emotional fallout.