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Cyprus Opens World’s First Influencer Embassy in Nicosia — Offers Emergency Ring Light Visas, Caption Mediation, and Diplomatic Bougainvillea Access

Cyprus has opened the world’s first Influencer Embassy — a velvet-roped sanctuary where content creators receive sunset visas, caption therapy, and emergency frappe recharges. Located in Nicosia, the embassy is staffed by lighting shamans, pose consultants, and at least one cat, making it the most photogenic diplomatic mission in history.