Six-Car Collision on Paphos-Limassol Motorway Caused by Rogue Goat in Convertible Playing Bouzouki at 120km/h, Authorities Confirm
A six-car pile-up on the Paphos-Limassol motorway this morning has been absurdly traced back to a rogue goat in a convertible, blasting bouzouki music and driving like a caffeinated uncle. Authorities confirm no injuries — except to logic, dignity, and several drivers’ grasp on reality.
Cyprus Unveils Bold New Plan to Solve Cyprob: Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament, Mediated by a Goat
NICOSIA — In a stunning move that surprised the international community, confused the UN, and caused three ambassadors to choke on their filtered coffee, the Cypriot government has announced a radical new strategy to solve the Cyprus Problem (Cyprob) once…