Israeli Businessman and Son Sue Cyprus for €18 Trillion, Three Beaches, One Goat, and Emotional Damage Caused by Village Auntie’s Tone of Voice

In a lawsuit that’s spiraled into pure absurdity, an Israeli businessman and his son are now suing Cyprus not only for land, but also €18 trillion, three beaches, the rights to flamingos, and emotional damage caused by a village auntie’s tone. Named in the suit: a kafeneio jukebox, a lemon tree, and one suspiciously judgmental uncle from Deryneia.