After MPs Block Radar Fine List, Cyprus Police Launch Insane New Methods to Collect Fines: Frappe Confiscations, Psychic Door-Knocking, and Drone-Mounted Loudspeakers
After MPs blocked access to the radar fine list, Cyprus Police launched a wildly unhinged crackdown — including frappé bans for offenders, psychic fine detection, and drone-led public shaming. The new campaign, dubbed “Operation ShameDrive™,” marks a bold new era of enforcement powered by vengeance, caffeine withdrawal, and mild sorcery.
Cyprus Government Tackles Traffic Camera Backlash by Hiring Ninjas and Time-Travel Goats
Facing mounting public frustration over an explosion of traffic cameras, the Cyprus government unveils a wildly imaginative solution: replacing automated enforcement with stealthy ninjas and time-traveling goats. Citizens are equal parts confused, amused, and slightly nervous as barnyard animals and shadowy figures take over the roads — one dramatic bleat at a time.