EXCLUSIVE: Polis Real Estate Developer Denies Cost-of-Living Crisis, Claims “People Just Need to Eat Less at Full Moons”

In a delightfully unhinged interview, Polis real estate developer Savvas Frangos denies the existence of a cost-of-living crisis, claiming people simply “lack barter skills and citrus vision.” From fig-based inflation fixes to houses powered by gossip heat, Savvas offers alternative facts and even more alternative logic — all backed by goats, vibes, and something he calls Polinomics™.